Voters Bill of Rights
Gail Collins says, among other things:
Maybe the citizenry should demand a Voter Bill of Rights.
Article One: Freedom from being forced to choose between two dreadful candidates when the temperature is higher than 90 degrees.
Article Two: Candidates cannot talk about their childhood beyond attesting that they had one.
Article Three: Candidates are required to list all the really serious issue disagreements they have with their party. If they reach six, they should find a different ticket.
Article Four: Less talking about mosques.
Article Five: More cat stories.